Vanessa Goes Skiing

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.0	Think of the last time that you tried something for the very first time in your life.
0:35.3	Maybe you realize you made it to 25, 35, 45, whatever. you never did something and then you finally end up in a situation where you do it. I think for the most part if you avoid things, like for most of your life, you just say, I'm never going to do that. Omar recently has become a zipper, full-on zipper because he's like, he loves zip lining. And he never did it as a kid because his parents hated him and his dad deserted him. but as an adult now, he's like he loves ziplining and he never did as a kid because his parents hated him
0:54.3	and his dad deserted him but as an adult now he's like you show this man a zipline he'll get on it
0:59.2	he loves zipping yep and that's a new hobby of his something that i don't think he would brag about
1:04.0	too much but he loves good loves good zips and uh you know Vanessa's never been on a mountain
1:09.6	before never skied never snowboarded never done anything snow. I don't even know if she ever saw snow before, other than maybe when we took the show up the big bed. Oh, my God, we should have done child sees snow for the first time video. Yeah, because... The only snow she's familiar with is the one that goes up her nose. Right. Oh, yeah. Snort snow. She loves that stuff. But Vanessa, this was a big moment for you because you decided that after our live broadcast on Friday, you are going to suit up and hit the slopes with no lessons for the first time ever.
1:37.4	And it was scary.
1:39.6	Yeah.
1:40.0	I did it.
1:41.1	You did it.
1:42.2	One and done, baby.
1:43.5	Oh, my God. It was amazing. You're never going to do it again? I don't think so. You did it. One and then, baby. Oh, my God.
1:44.5	It was amazing.
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