Vanessa Bayer can sell anything!

Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown

Casey Wilson, Danielle Schneider

After Shows, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 10.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2022

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Hilarious Actress, Comedian and Home Shopping Network aficionado Vanessa Bayer is back on Bitch Sesh to talk about She by Herself, Diana's hotel rituals and how Kyle's dogs are ruining her house! Plus, she asks the most important question about Dubai which is... "Do we have a show?" The answer is still unclear but what is clear is that Lisa Rinna needs to watch her back because there is a new QVC head bitch in town and her name is Vanessa Bayer.

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0:00.0	Hi, Danelle.
0:10.0	Hi, Acy.
0:11.0	How are you this early morning?
0:16.0	Early morning, I'm so well.
0:19.0	Happy to be here.
0:20.0	So much to discuss.
0:21.0	Ready for comedy and reeling still.
0:24.0	And I don't know about you, but reeling from Ramona Singer's new eyebrows.
0:29.0	They are like no one needs to draw any more attention to Ramona Singer's eyes.
0:35.0	And I say this was love.
0:36.0	They draw attention to themselves.
0:37.0	You know, like they really do the work of a lot of that people don't have.
0:42.0	They do the work of a thousand nine.
0:44.0	They do the work of a thousand then.
0:45.0	And so we don't need any more to be done.
0:48.0	We got it.
0:49.0	You know, they pop.
0:50.0	They really pop.
0:51.0	When you say someone's eyes pop, those eyes pop.
0:54.0	And so she plays to, I'm not going to say an ad,
0:57.0	but just to sort of shout out.
0:59.0	She plays to an ad and a paper note on Instagram.
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