Vanarama MADNESS! - The Game That’s Taken Over Football

That Peter Crouch Podcast

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Sports, Football

4.6 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Pete - 47

Sids - 46

Chris - 42

Final Scores from the weekend

Man Utd 1-1 Fulham

Bournemouth 1-1 Wolves

Newcastle 1-2 Brighton

Predictions (at 90 mins)

Pete

Man Utd 1-3 Fulham (0pts)

Bournemouth 1-1 Wolves (3pts)

Newcastle 3-2 Brighton (0pts)

Chris

Man Utd 1- 2 Fulham (0pts)

Bournemouth 2-1 Wolves (0pts)

Newcastle 2-0 Brighton (0pts)

Sids

Man Utd 0-2 Fulham (0pts)

Bournemouth 3-1 Wolves (0pts)

Newcastle 2-3 Brighton (0pts)

On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive deep into the

madness that is Vanarama, the game that’s taken over football! The lads discuss the hilarious chaos

it’s brought to the pod and even pitch getting a major pop star to record the theme song.

Elsewhere, the boys break down the biggest FA Cup shocks, discuss Wayne Rooney’s savage take

on Manchester United, and question whether Arsenal’s attack is strong enough to win the league.

Plus, Pete shares the story of a tackle so bad he had to apologise to Fabregas after the game!

And of course, it wouldn’t be That Peter Crouch Podcast without some top-tier Doghouse stories,

including a pre-written poem for a girlfriend who’s about to find out her fella has definitely messed

up.

Oh, and if you’ve ever wondered what a game of Vanarama with animals would look like… well,

let’s just say you’re in for a treat.

Let us know in the comments—who’s got the worst football fine story? 👀

00:00 - Welcome to That Peter Crouch Podcast

00:01 - Vanarama Game Takes Over Football!

00:07 - FA Cup Predictions

00:18 - Peter Crouch’s Shocking Tackle

00:26 - The Key to Forest’s Success

00:32 - The Ultimate Doghouse Dilemma

00:36 - Playing Vanarama with Animals?!

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