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Van Helsing

Mostly Nitpicking

Mostly Nitpicking

Tv & Film, Moviesnitpickingreviewtv, Comedy

4.8607 Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2024

⏱️ 197 minutes

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Summary

What if Wolverine was Batman working for the Vatican? Magic. That's what.

This week Nando and Diggins delve into the dark universe of public domain monsters to watch a movie that was kind of like the Mummy, but worse, Van Helsing.

They nitpick the guns, the horses, and of course the holy water.

 

Reccomendations

Diggins - Kill (movie)

Nando - Synecdoche, New York (movie), Sunny (show), Hit Monkey Season 2 (show)

 

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The Nando v Movies Discord

Roses and Rejections

Diggins' Substack - A Little Perspective

All of Nando's Links

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What's going on?

0:07.9

I'm Mando.

0:10.0

And I am Biggim.

0:14.0

And this is mostly nitpicking a podcast for every week.

0:16.5

We pick a part of a piece of pop culture.

0:18.0

Woo-hoo.

0:21.1

This week, we're talking about a movie that I love.

0:26.2

And one of those movies, yeah, one of those movies I regard highly for my childhood.

0:32.4

We're going to watch it again and see if it's good still or if I was a child when I watched it.

0:39.3

Unfortunately, DJ couldn't be here.

0:42.0

He got called off on a globe-trouting mission by the Vatican to Canada,

0:48.7

the best place to find the devil or whatever, you know,

0:52.7

whatever the Vatican's after, really.

0:55.2

They call it can't be seen. Yeah. to find the devil or whatever the you know whatever the vaticans after really they they call kind of the devil's country yeah yeah and it's yeah because it's like where um you know like the

1:03.1

french people right there's a lot of french people and the pope and them don't get along sometimes

1:07.6

because of history so maybe that's what he's after sometimes the french French king is like, I think that there's a different Pope, actually.

1:15.9

And this guy here in Avignon, he's the Pope.

1:18.7

And then that goes on for a little while.

1:21.4

And they haven't found that guy because he ran away, but they think maybe he's in Canada.

1:25.7

And that would be, if there was going to be an Antichrist, he would definitely be the evil

1:30.2

Pope.

1:30.9

Like, you know, if your religion was the real one, that would be an interesting character.

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