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Three Bean Salad

Vampires

Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Play this episode directly in front of a mirror and no reflection of it shall ye see because this episode, the first of season fourteen, is all about vampires thanks to Stan of Manchester. Little is known of the elusive Stan of Manchester other than he always travels with 50 boxes of Transylvanian soil. Make of that what you will.

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0:00.0

heading off in the car this summer, think trip.

0:03.2

TR I P. That's top up, rest, inspect, prepare.

0:09.0

I am a big fan of the great British seaside, but it can be a long old slog in the car, so it's important to rest every two hours.

0:16.8

Pull over, get out your car, stretch your legs, and maybe grab a coffee at the service station too.

0:21.5

Hey, you'll thank me if you get stuck in unexpected traffic.

0:25.4

Have a safe trip.

0:26.8

Search National Highways Trip. I have just just deodorized by the have you both deodorized?

0:44.0

Always.

0:45.0

I deod raised last night.

0:47.0

Interesting.

0:48.0

This is fascinating.

0:49.0

Not first thing, because we know about your peculiar.

0:51.0

Everything you do the night before in terms of this kind of thing.

0:54.8

So I'm ready to go first thing.

0:56.7

Because you have breakfast last night as well.

1:01.0

Everything's, everything's just skewed by 12 12 hours isn't it with you?

1:04.8

So living in an Australian, if you're in Australia you'd be fine.

1:09.3

But aren't you at the point in the day when you're just, you're done, you're completely

1:12.3

knacker and you just want to pop

1:14.0

up in a, pop up in a cold one.

1:15.6

What in the morning?

1:16.4

What are you talking about?

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