You're listening to the Sans Pants Network.

Although you see no water for miles around,

we are nevertheless Marooned, trapped in this nightmare of my homelands, a place called

Barovia.

While my people may come and go as we please, for you these mists are as walls and the vampire Strad Vonsarovich, your warden.

But fear not, for Strad's heart may no longer beat, but it is still a good place to stab him.

There is also the matter of, um...

What would you like to do with your mental, yes me?

Ward the odds in the evil sarcophagus temple here in the mountains that Van Ricton is brought back with no complication?

And if you try to bring him back, I will try and stop you as may she turns and she just starts sprinting

fuck oh like I'm like do I stop you?

Dude because I'm like the embit temples making us Dude.

Because I'm like,

The Amber temple's making his flight.

Because I'm like,

Pips getting upset.

Because there's only, yeah, I just, I want to intercept PIP but not tackle him just sort of like a stand up

would he to run past me no he does not need to run past for you he just needs to

shuffle out of the seats.

What?

I was like, Pip, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You can stop if you want.

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