Vampire Infested Barovia II #9 Instructions in Poetry
D&D is For Nerds
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🗓️ 1 July 2023
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
The party learns of a dark ritual involving stolen seeds and a very big tree. Pip becomes exasperated with Emmanuel’s methods of imparting wisdom while Hecktor starts unconsciously mimicking Pip’s mannerisms.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, you done with all the swords and elves? |
| 0:05.9 | Would you instead like to get your ass hole full on spooked? |
| 0:09.4 | Go full horror mode, maybe shit your pants a little? |
| 0:12.4 | Well you should listen to Beyond the Map, our world of darkness podcast where Master of |
| 0:17.9 | Horror, Adam Cardavale, runs spine tingling world of darkness games for the rest of the crew. |
| 0:24.0 | It's like the Indies for nerds, but instead of using dungeons and dragons, we're using |
| 0:28.4 | the horror role-playing system world of darkness. |
| 0:31.5 | How good does that sound, shit? |
| 0:33.4 | So if you want to listen to that, and I'm guessing you do, because you're not crazy. |
| 0:37.1 | Go to Apple Podcasts or Spotify or wherever you get your pods, download it now, get a cup |
| 0:42.9 | of tea, turn off all the lights and scare yourself silly. |
| 0:47.3 | Once again, that's Beyond the Map, an Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. |
| 1:00.4 | You're listening to the Sans Pants Network. |
| 1:03.4 | Though you may not see water for miles around, you can consider yourself trapped. |
| 1:11.2 | We missed that in Circulas are like prison walls. |
| 1:16.1 | And who is the warden of this prison you ask? |
| 1:19.4 | None other than the wonderful, the terrible, the powerful, barren strad funds out of it. |
| 1:26.3 | And the only way to leave this place is to kill him or die. |
| 1:32.3 | He looks back at the house, they took something from us. |
| 1:35.7 | It was a gem of we had three such things. |
| 1:39.6 | Then they have taken one we still have, and another was stolen about a year ago. |
| 1:44.7 | Without all three of them, the wine that we create is just inferior, not as good. |
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