Hey, you done with all the swords and elves?

Would you instead like to get your ass hole full on spooked?

Go full horror mode, maybe shit your pants a little?

Well you should listen to Beyond the Map, our world of darkness podcast where Master of

Horror, Adam Cardavale, runs spine tingling world of darkness games for the rest of the crew.

It's like the Indies for nerds, but instead of using dungeons and dragons, we're using

the horror role-playing system world of darkness.

How good does that sound, shit?

So if you want to listen to that, and I'm guessing you do, because you're not crazy.

Go to Apple Podcasts or Spotify or wherever you get your pods, download it now, get a cup

of tea, turn off all the lights and scare yourself silly.

Once again, that's Beyond the Map, on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your

pods.

You're listening to the Sans Pants Network.

Although you see no water from miles around, we are nevertheless maroon.

Stranded in this nightmare called Barovia.

To change metaphors, we are imprisoned.

To miss the surrounds us are uprisen bars, and barren wants to draw out our warden.

As far as I can tell, there's no escape except death, either his or ours.

Well, I mean, I hope workin' is okay.

Yeah, he's doing really well.

Oh, not well enough to join us though.

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