Hey, you'd done with all the swords and elves?

Would you instead like to get your ass hole full on spooked?

Go full horror mode, maybe shit your pants a little?

You should listen to Beyond the Map, our world of darkness podcast where Master of Horror,

Adam Cardavale, runs spine tingling world of darkness games for the rest of the crew.

It's like the Indies for nerds, but instead of using dungeons and dragons, we're using

the horror role-playing system world of darkness.

How good does that sound, shit?

So if you want to listen to that, and I'm guessing you do, because you're not crazy.

Go to Apple Podcasts or Spotify or wherever you get your pods, download it now, get a cup

of tea, you know, turn off all the lights and scare yourself silly.

Once again, that's Beyond the Map on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your

pods.

You're listening to The Sans Pants Network.

No water anywhere, still, we are arund, stranded in Barovia, mists around us like prison

bars, strad our jailer.

We must escape, we must kill, strad must die.

Robin, Robin or other bird, maybe I gesture with the hand of the vulture, please help my

cries be heard.

I need a creature made of wood, are there any in this neighborhood?

You are following a lanyl, who is following the vulture, who is, hopefully, it's one

of a classic, and I imagine Pippas had many of these in his long and storied careers,

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