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🗓️ 13 October 2016
⏱️ 12 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello, |
0:10.0 | And the Brazier |
0:14.0 | And the Braiser |
0:15.0 | Hello everybody, welcome to the wizard in the bruiser. |
0:22.2 | I'm the bruiser, Holden-Mignally. |
0:24.0 | And I'm the wizard, Jake Young. |
0:26.0 | Pugh, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. |
0:27.4 | Those laser gun sounds. |
0:29.0 | Frost touch. |
0:30.4 | No, my whole bones are frozen. |
0:33.2 | Now I'll never get to the magnum opus treasured. |
0:35.7 | Get your ass ready for one D4 damage. I need to gear up. Do you know where I need to go to get some gear? All right, everybody. Today we're going to be talking about the ultimate, I would say. The singular most visible, powerful entity in PC gaming. I'd say, I'd say it's, yeah, it is, it is, and when it comes to video games in general, I would say, |
0:57.6 | you know, maybe besides like Nintendo, it's like the cream of the crop and that cream is come. |
1:04.3 | I don't know. |
1:05.4 | I just immediately started with a cum joke. |
1:07.7 | I'm trying to zip zip-zap. |
1:09.1 | Good word, good word association there, buddy. We're talking about |
1:12.3 | Valve. Oh, are we? Sounds so you got to release something on your own there, but... Well, you know, |
1:17.9 | valves in the penis. I think it's not too much of a non-sequitur. There's two different valves. |
1:22.5 | They turn... You know what? I don't even want to get into male genitalia right now. |
1:26.8 | Valve is like just this weird anomaly because like traditionally when you think of a video game development, there's publishers and there's developers. |
1:35.0 | The developers are just like the weird gross goblins that actually like sit down and actually make the things and the publishers are these huge kind of lofty corporate entities that actually make it real. |
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