Valley of the Dolls - Squatter on the San Diego Express (The Valley S3E6)

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🗓️ 8 May 2026

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Lara and Carey discuss hantavirus woes, the Ladies of London tragedy, Kris Jenner Ozempic “truth,” and more.

Back on The Valley, Brittany, Zack, Jinet and Jason meet Schwartz’s gorgeous and shockingly formidable new legitimate model gf during a cursed TomTom brunch. Lacy, Doute and Nia hunt for costumes as Lacy reveals her (unsurprising) nemesis in the group. Hint: it’s not Michelle and she’s rindom!

The group then catches a ride of the terror train down to San Diego for their big group trip; Zack and Jinet cozy up, much to the dismay of Doute, who takes to the floor of the train to guzzle vino and stew. The cast divides into different houses on the SD compound as Danny — temporarily deprived of glug-glug— begins to terrorize Nia over being asked to help her with the baby; everyone heads to an amusement park where Doute’s postpartum body hell continues and Nia disassociates from the hell of get marriage. Tom Schwartz revels in the joy of new love to the girls; Lala and Michelle share a tender trauma bond on the beach at sunset.

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0:00.0	Hello again. Welcome to sexy, unique podcast. Welcome to Thursday. It's Thursday in Los Angeles.
0:20.0	When you hear this, it'll be Friday.
0:21.9	Friday, wherever you are.
0:24.3	We were just talking about bugs and eye pressure and glaucoma.
0:29.9	Just the multitude, multitudes of problems when it comes to aging, taking care of one's health.
0:38.0	Wait, did you, you got glasses, right?
0:41.0	I got reading glasses?
0:42.7	Glasses for nighttime driving.
0:45.8	I've never seen you wearing glasses.
0:47.6	They're really cute.
0:48.5	They used to belong to my mom, and I just love the frames.
0:50.9	And so, and I got some, every once in a in a while I'm like I want to have glasses and
0:56.6	I was like this as a teenager too everyone goes to that phase and my parents were like sure we'll get you
1:02.0	glass we'll like have your eyes checked and I kind of like blurred my eyes and then like got glasses
1:06.5	probably major vision worse I know and then I like didn't really wear them I forget that I have them in the car for night driving, though I don't often drive at night these days, but they do help.
1:17.1	Yeah, it's great to remember, but you don't need like LASIC.
1:20.6	No.
1:21.2	I don't know if I could even, I have a stigmatism, but it's very slight.
1:25.8	I have like 2020 vision and then just some distance.
1:29.1	Same.
1:29.7	And nighttime driving is hard, especially with those dang LED lights, those headlights.
1:35.6	Oh my God.
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