Valley of the Dolls - Miss Amerindom (The Valley S3E8)
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🗓️ 22 May 2026
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
Lara and Carey return for one last night in paradise, as the San Diego trip from Hell comes to a close. But first they discuss horror movies in 2026 and the anti-grandma agenda of Lee Cronin’s The Mummy. They also give their thoughts on the trailer for the Summer House reunion: West going mute, Ciara putting it all on the line, Gilded Age Hubbard achieving American icon status, and Kyle slipping through the cracks…
Back on The Valley, Glug Glug’s drunken terrorism continues as Lala galvanizes Nia to defend herself, just a little bit. The men participate in the busted drag pageant, where Luke channels c*nt in a way that shocks even Lara and Carey; Danny escalates his blackout rage, making things awkward with everyone in the group. Back in LA, Jinet and Jason contemplate baby #2 shortly before Jason busts his knee playing a harrowing game of pickup b-ball with Jesse, Schwartz and Luke. Then Britt, Doute, Lala and Zack meet for lunch, where Doute pleads the fifth on Danny’s piggish ways, Zack calls Brittany out for her true thoughts about Nia, and Lala gives them all… a little extra dose of Lala.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, my little mama meas. |
| 0:13.3 | Hello, my little Labusi. |
| 0:14.9 | Hello, my little Labusis. |
| 0:16.5 | How are you? |
| 0:17.8 | I'm really good. How are you? |
| 0:19.7 | I'm feeling great. |
| 0:20.8 | Yeah. It's a good week. It's Gemini season in full story. I know. Welcome to Gemini season, everyone. Lara's... Things are viving. The stars are pointing towards... The stars are pointing towards... I finally got a little bit of a lip going on. The lip is settled. |
| 0:38.3 | It's settling. |
| 0:39.3 | It looks great. |
| 0:40.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:40.5 | I got a new Luke. |
| 0:42.2 | Carrie got a whole new suite of clothes. |
| 0:46.0 | From A-Goldie. |
| 0:47.3 | Love, I'm jealous of that. |
| 0:49.3 | These pants are great, feel them. |
| 0:50.5 | They're like kind of light. |
| 0:53.1 | A light denim, an acid-w an acid washed moment feeling good I'm feeling |
| 0:57.7 | ready for the summer mm-hmm cool for the summer yeah yeah busy for the summer I'm a little stressed |
| 1:06.3 | right now but in a good way it's a good thing um I'm excited for gemini season this is laura's time to thrive |
| 1:13.0 | it's a really good season for all the germanize in the world it's like a really good um this one |
| 1:19.0 | especially is like a good one jupiter is in gemini it just started yesterday right i think so |
| 1:24.5 | recently 520, baby. |
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