Valley of the Dolls Ep. 26 - Escape to Witch Switzerland (The Valley S2E14)

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🗓️ 17 July 2025

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Larz and Carz discuss the news that has shockwaves rippling through the streets of Los Angeles: Jax Taylor is not returning to The Valley for season three. They break down what they know, what they don’t, and the horseshoe theory connecting Jax’s haters to the social media trolls that caused Jahnet to flee to Switzerland with Jason and her baby.

In the penultimate episode, the San Fernando crew is back on the mainland, still recovering from Doute’s whirlwind engagement and Jahnet’s unbearable rindomness. Jasmine reveals she’s a realtor and shows Nia and Danny a hovel in Sherman Oaks, Jahnet and Jason get matching ring tats, Jax pays his respects to Doute and Luke, and invites Jesse over to his tower of terror townhouse. Nia heads into body horror territory with a mommy makeover consultation as Brittany models some James Mae tees, all while squaring off with Jax in person, revealing that the fan-to-star pipeline is more powerful than we even understand.

Chapters:

00:00:00 Mango is in the stu!

00:00:42 Jax is leaving The Valley...

00:05:49 Janet has fled to Switzerland!

00:27:24 The Valley Recap!

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