Valley of the Dolls Ep. 25 - With Plants Like These, Who Needs Enemies? (The Valley S2E13) with Clayton Hawkins

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🗓️ 10 July 2025

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Lara is joined by hairstylist to the stars, Clayton Hawkins! The two discuss Denise Richards’ husband, Aaron, filing for divorce. In more Bravo news, JAHnet has fled to Switzerland with her family amidst backlash from The Valley's Bravo fandom, and EJ Global has a new man in her life: A gun-toting special ops sergeant known to his loved ones as "Shrek."

Back on The Valley, we’re transported to what can only be described as the saddest Luau this side of a Courtyard Marriott, where the group—minus Janet and Jason—gathers to celebrate Kristen and Luke’s engagement. Brittany’s loose lips get the best of her, and she tells Jax about the good news, prompting him to blow up the boys' chat and text Kristen to say congrats. Finally, on a tense yacht cruise, Janet and Kristen’s Cold War comes to a head, resulting in paranoid theories about “plants” in the cast, allegations of sexual assault, and more.

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00:00:00 Welcome Clayton Hawkins to the stu!

00:06:19 Denise Richard's husband files for divorce...

00:14:03 Janet Caperna has fled to Switzerland!

00:21:08 Erika Jayne has a new man!

00:26:06 The Valley Recap!

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0:25.4	Always seek medical advice from your GP or pelvic health specialist.
0:32.1	Hi everyone and welcome back to another episode of SUP featuring guests because Carrie, as you guys know,
0:41.1	is out of town.
0:42.3	But that doesn't stop us with me today.
0:45.9	I'm so excited is a favorite person of mine.
0:50.6	Real heads know him from saving sex in the city three.
0:54.8	Other heads know him from just being a true hairstylist, extraordinary.
1:00.5	You are doing wig styling.
1:03.7	You're taking old, like, products from yesteryear trying them out.
1:08.9	You're covering all grounds.
1:13.0	Listen, sup has hit, like, a new low that you're having like people in the service industry on the show but that's okay like next it's
1:18.3	literally going to be like a gardener and that's okay i know my station in life uh a hair waiter a hair
1:23.8	essentially that's what i am but i am, I'm so happy to be here.
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