Valley of the Dolls Ep. 24 - The Deadliest Catch of a Lifetime! (The Valley S2E12) with Heather Jewett

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🗓️ 3 July 2025

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode, Lara is joined by podcaster extraordinaire, Heather Jewett! The gals talk about the Holy Trinity of Kristen Doute, Luke Broderick, and Kaia Lily gracing the cover of US Weekly. The cursed Diddy trial verdicts are in, and they’re a reminder of America’s continued hatred of women above all else. And finally, Khloe Kardashian is back on Instagram pushing her face procedure narrative.

Back on The Valley, the gang (minus Jax) is in Hawaii. Jesse awkwardly confronts a troublingly wide-eyed Aaron about the start of his relationship with Michelle, and Nia’s spray tan bed sheet horror is revealed. Luke is crashing out/in a place of snorting wasabi the evening before proposing. Finally, fishing rods in tow, Zack, Nia, and Danny help Luke pull off the sunset surprise of a lifetime for the people’s princess: Kristen Doute.

Chapters:

00:00:00 We have a guest host in the stu...Heather Jewett!!!

00:05:02 Doute is a cover model!

00:14:13 Khloe Kardashian is revealing her face procedures...

00:23:01 Diddy found not guilty on SOME counts...

00:29:18 The Valley Recap!

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0:00.0	Hi, everyone. Welcome back to another fantastic episode of Sexy Unique podcast. Carries out of town, but nevertheless, we persist. And today I have a guest that I'm really excited about. She is so many things. Musician, writer, actor, fellow elite podcaster, host of her own incredible hilarious podcast, Planet Heather.
0:31.6	Ladies and gentlemen, and they's, Heather Jewett.
0:35.5	Thank you so much for having me.
0:38.7	What an illustrious intro.
0:40.4	And it's an honor to be here and to have you as a member of my podcast empire.
0:45.6	Oh, yeah.
0:46.1	I am a loyal Patreon subscriber to All Things Planet Heather.
0:50.2	It truly makes me cackle.
0:53.2	And I was just praising the work you do with the soundboard on your
0:56.6	podcast is next level. Thank you. So thank you for making your art. Thank you. Thank you for
1:03.9	being one of the ever fluctuating 200 paid subscribers. And hopefully, hopefully a couple more will
1:10.2	roll on board after this.
1:11.9	I think you'll get some. I think you will. How are you today? I'm doing great. I have to say,
1:19.6	I don't get the Valley until Wednesdays. So I didn't get it until today. And it was a very
1:26.7	surreal experience watching it in the morning hours.
1:30.6	First thing in the morning.
1:32.2	I rose with the sun and so did the valley. And it was quite strange because usually it's the dead of night.
1:38.5	I prefer to be shrouded in darkness.
1:41.4	It's incredibly jarring to watch in the mornings, but I too have gotten
1:45.6	used to that cadence because I don't like to watch with any commercials and I have YouTube TV,
1:51.9	but I zone out in the commercials and then start Googling things and then my attention span is shot.
1:58.8	So I'm like a 8.30, 8 a.m. watching the valley and taking furious notes.
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