Valley of the Dolls Ep. 18 - Nobody Puts Glug-Glug in the Pantry (The Valley S2E6)

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🗓️ 22 May 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Lara and Carey discuss how the week has gone from rindom to iconic in a few short days, including Bieber’s Instagram terrorism, Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick’s long-awaited engagement, Jordon getting booted from a family Christmas party on Nantucket, Lara’s advice to young hot stepmoms, and Rosie O’Donnell’s fated resurgence.

Back in The Valley, the Santa Barbara Horror comes to an end, and the crew reels from Brittany’s fight with Nia and Danny’s secret tequila glugging in the pantry. Scheana makes her cosmic return, Jesse plays victim once more, and Doute and Luke tour their harrowing new house. Then, Brit invites the girls over for shots and Jax-free dinner, where Nia is confronted once more with Danny’s gross pig behavior towards Jasmine and Melissa.

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0:00.0	Okay.
0:00.9	All right.
0:03.9	We're locked in.
0:05.2	We're locked the fuck in.
0:06.4	Rolling.
0:07.0	Well, I'm calling it.
0:08.7	Roll the tapes.
0:09.5	Roll the fucking tapes.
0:11.1	Well, we're calling it.
0:13.4	We're calling it.
0:14.5	We're calling it on this week.
0:16.0	Memorial Day is coming up.
0:17.3	This week was weird and random, but it's feeling less random now. Now it's literally
0:22.9	the most perfect weather. Yeah. I love it. Bless you. Your hair's looking light. Yeah,
0:29.2	I've got it colored yesterday. Thanks for noticing. Girl. Blonde for the summer. It looks so good.
0:35.1	It had to be done. It's like throwback to your, I feel like your hair was that color.
0:38.8	I know.
0:39.7	I'm hearkening back to another era like 2020, 2021.
0:43.7	Yeah, it looks so good.
0:44.9	Thanks.
0:45.4	I really, I felt the call and I said, I'm so back.
0:50.1	You went, when we drive in your car, I'm your baby. I can know I'm losing to back.
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