Valley of the Dolls - Boob Mogging on the 405 (The Valley S3E3)
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🗓️ 17 April 2026
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
Lara and Carey discuss Clavicular’s live-streamed overdose, his tragic beauty and methification, and why sober gays in West Hollywood could save him. They also talk Lena Dunham’s new memoir, the “Love Trapped” podcast, Alix Earle and Alex Cooper feud gaining a one Brianna “Chickenfry” LaPaglia and more.
Then on The Valley, Britt continues her sparkle venture with a boob reduction consolation and further plans for a Mommy Makeover with Big Mama Doute in tow. Luke and Jason meet for coffee as Luke lambasts Jason’s choice words for Danny as the girls (minus Rindom Jinet) head out into the dregs of Hollywood for a Y2K Ladies Night. Jasmine gets into it with Lala and Michelle get into it and Nia breastfeeds in a party bus. Brandon enters frame and takes Brittany out for a date noight, asking to make their relationship official over what else but SHAWTS. Then Danny and Nia host a cowboy party in Santa Clarita, where Glug Glug reverts to cowboy mode, driving Nia further into madness. Brandon inserts himself into the Lala/Michelle/Jasmine drama, giving shades of Jax; Schwartz transforms into Jim Jones.
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| 0:00.0 | Well... |
| 0:11.6 | He truly is... |
| 0:13.5 | Every single day gets cuter and cuter. |
| 0:16.3 | He's delightful. |
| 0:16.7 | Until one day, I might just wake up and have an instant heart attack when I see him. |
| 0:22.3 | How cute? |
| 0:22.6 | How cute? |
| 0:22.7 | To take. |
| 0:24.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:25.6 | Mango's been as painful as it is to see him in pain. |
| 0:31.6 | This is the cutest thing I've ever seen. |
| 0:33.6 | He is positively Elizabethan. |
| 0:36.2 | He is. |
| 0:36.8 | He's the golden age. He's also unwell. I is. He's the gold mage. |
| 0:38.8 | I know. |
| 0:40.6 | He's doing well. |
| 0:41.5 | He's on oral antibiotic now. |
| 0:43.5 | He's fighting this infection. |
| 0:45.0 | He has a little bacteria. |
| 0:46.4 | Did it get infected? |
| 0:48.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:48.8 | They found they did a culture and it's called like Cochie. |
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