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Shat the Movies: 80's & 90's Best Film Review

Valley Girl (1983)

Shat the Movies: 80's & 90's Best Film Review

Shat on Entertainment

Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.61.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Shat The Movies is no stranger to Nicolas Cage movies and teen movies; it was only a matter of time before the two collided in the '80s classic "Valley Girl," a film that stoked our loins and crushed our hopes.

It's something like "Romeo and Juliet"—in that both scripts have characters and things happen—but calling Randy and Julie star-crossed lovers is a stretch. "Valley Girl" feels more like a mix of "Grease" and "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" (another Nic Cage flick), with some painful lingo to spice things up.

Gene was utterly confounded, asking: Do girls really check out boys en masse? Why didn't hippies turn into cool '80s parents? Why do all the characters look the same age? And is Randy a stalker?

Ash set the record straight by letting us know girls don't dance around in their underwear at sleepovers, radio dedications are romantic, New Orleans parents are super chill, and Nic Cage is a good kisser.

And Big D was the biggest fan of all: excited by the seedy side of Hollywood, cheering for the live music acts, and longing to live in a body small enough for car sex.

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0:00.0

I haven't hit that milestone at five years old to ask her if she's had her hands down

0:04.6

somebody's pants. I'm pretty sure at this point that that would involve the police and

0:08.5

me with my gun. So no we haven't hit that crossroad yet, Gene, but I'll be sure to think of you and I do

0:14.0

I don't know with all the unsolicited nudes you're sending out who knows.

0:17.0

Mm-hmm.

0:18.6

Remember when we first met John McLean?

0:22.2

Our god I'll pick him up from the plane and took him down the

0:25.8

Nakatomi Tower at the Christmas party and the terrorists were overzealous, but it was sweet when they killed Ellis.

0:35.0

And with a little help from Allen, John McClay kicked us.

0:40.0

Welcome back to Shatt the Movies, the podcast where we answered the question,

0:43.4

were the movies we love when we were growing up really that good?

0:46.4

Have you ever caught yourself thinking, why don't they make movies like they used to?

0:49.4

Can you still remember spending your

0:54.0

spending your Friday night searching for the perfect movie rental blockbuster video is.

0:56.0

If you answered yes and this is the podcast for you I am one of your hosts

0:59.6

Gene Lyons and alongside me are my co-host Ash no one going to tell me who I can score with Schlafly.

1:05.0

Hi y'all. And Big D. D. D. Ebert.

1:08.0

Good evening. And each week we take a look back in time and decide if our favorite films still hold up.

1:13.7

The movies we cover are chosen by you the listeners who generously commissioned the films

1:17.1

you love.

1:18.1

If you'd like to see all the movies we have covered, will cover, or want to choose one for yourself,

1:22.0

please visit

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