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Daddy Issues

Valentines Day and ZOMBIE CRUISE SHIPS.

Daddy Issues

Transit Pictures

Comedy, Improv

5.0776 Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2020

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

What up PEEPS!? We still dads out here. Tony and Keon are in the studio talking about Valentines Day. We got some conflicting opinions in here. Follow us on social to join the conversation y'all @DaddyIssuesReal

Transcript

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0:00.0

Are we rolling, man?

0:02.5

Welcome back to another episode of Daddy Issues.

0:06.8

Issues of fathers.

0:08.2

Man, we back up in here, man.

0:11.0

My son, you know, he was at my place last night and my oldest, he parked in the alley.

0:20.2

And so, you know, when you park in the alley and kind of hug the side, people can still get through.

0:26.7

But it was trash day.

0:28.8

So I woke up to like a loud horn honking in the alley.

0:32.8

I'm just like, and for me to wake up, it's got to be epic.

0:37.1

Because I don't wake up for shit.

0:38.3

And then I was just like, who's honking out here?

0:42.3

I look out the window, I see Seren's car in the alley, and I'm just like, I wonder if somebody's

0:47.3

blocking him.

0:48.3

And then I woke him up and it was like, you parked in the alley. He was like, oh, yeah.

0:54.8

And then I went outside because I heard the honking still,

0:57.6

and it was the trash truck.

0:59.3

So I started scrambling.

1:00.4

I was like seeing the dudes in the best point,

1:03.2

and I was just like, oh, give me your keys.

1:05.6

So I had to move his car.

1:07.9

And then I was just like, I didn't want to wake up that early.

1:11.6

I was just like, I didn't want to wake up that early. I was pissed.

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