Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio

at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now here's Armstrong and Getty.

The pizza chain. Get it.

The pizza chain Papa Johns has announced it will offer a limited edition

garlic dipping sauce bath bomb.

It's the perfect thing to put in your bath

if you're working your way up to toaster.

That's pretty funny.

Welcome to the Armstrong and Getty show.

Joe is off today.

We've got a friend who we have his guest regularly.

He thinks Joe and I should alternate Fridays off because he likes the different feel of the show when one of us hosts.

And he says that way we could each get a three-day weekend every other week.

And then the audience would get the unique version of one of us being on the air.

I don't know.

I think most of you would probably rather we're both here all the time.

But Joe is off because it's his big birthday week and he's taking a day off.

And I had another point to make about that, but I can't remember what it was.

Oh, we got a text yesterday saying if you're having trouble telling which one is which, Jack is the dumb one.

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