Valentine’s Day With The Queen Bees
The Babylon Bee
Seth Dillon
4.4 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2021
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
The Queen Bees, Destiny, Jess, and Chandra, join their blockheaded husbands, Kyle, Ethan, and Dan, for a great Valentine’s Party on The Babylon Bee Podcast. They talk about their spouse’s annoying habits, tough guys from San Bernardino getting stabbed, and Kyle’s thing for feet. In the subscriber portion, they answer questions taken from subscribers and the ladies are subjected to the world-famous Ten Questions!
Chandra is a different color than Dan
The horrors of parenting
Some of the scariest moments of having children
Why a kid will need a rhino leash
Relationship Questions
Spouse’s Annoying Habits
Cultivating desire or repulsion
Kyle’s Thing For Feet
Fighting is a good thing
Don’t leave your meat trash in the sink
Tough Guys From San Bernardino
Patrick is single, ladies
Subscriber-submitted questions
Wives Answer The Ten Questions
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | In a world of fake news, we bring you up to the minute factual inaccuracy and a heavy |
| 0:07.9 | dose of moral truth. |
| 0:11.2 | With your hosts, Kyle Mann and Ethan Nicole. |
| 0:16.7 | This is the Babylon B. Fake news you can trust. |
| 0:24.6 | Hello everyone. |
| 0:26.2 | Love is in the air today at the Babylon B because we have brought our lovely wives to |
| 0:31.3 | join us for the hotly anticipated fan favorite real housewives of the Babylon B episode. |
| 0:38.5 | So some introductions are in order, I guess. |
| 0:41.8 | Yeah, just go around because last time it was audio and people need to associate it. |
| 0:45.7 | We had to kind of try to convince everybody that we have really gross wives and they could |
| 0:50.5 | see the truth. |
| 0:51.5 | They were voice actors. |
| 0:52.5 | We didn't hire a girl. |
| 0:53.5 | Yeah, we were able to hire some stand-in models for our wives today. |
| 0:59.1 | So this is my wife Jessica. |
| 1:01.1 | Hello. |
| 1:02.1 | Say hi everybody. |
| 1:03.1 | Hi everyone. |
| 1:04.1 | Hi. |
| 1:05.1 | And three of us are about to go through each thing. |
| 1:08.9 | How have we been married for seven years? |
| 1:11.0 | Yes. |
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