Valentine's Day (w/ Laurie Kilmartin)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Laurie Kilmartin (Conan) joins Nicole to discuss all things Valentine's Day - the gifts, their dream dates, and Nicole's regrettable Valentine's Day experience. They open up about their most regretful hookups, the time Laurie's date called her out in a YouTube comment, and Nicole's experience sleeping with a member of her audience.

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0:00.0	Hi, hi, hi. So I do have some shows coming up on February 16th. I'm at JFL just for
0:07.2	laughs in Vancouver and then on February 23rd through 24th, I'm doing four shows at Stand Up Live in Phoenix
0:15.8	Arizona so come on over come on over baby.
0:20.5	Aha! Bay. Ah ha! Heh. Why won't you date?
0:24.0	Why won't you date me?
0:30.0	Why won't you date me? Why won't you date me? Why won't you date me? Please tell me why. Hi. A podcast or Meinocle Buyer was trying to figure out why I'm still single, but guess what?
0:56.0	The jury's out. Nobody knows.
0:59.4	So now I'm just having fun talking about love and shit. Okay, my guest today is a comedian and
1:05.3	Emmy-nominated writer for Conan. I almost said Conan's name wrong. I almost said
1:11.8	Comin and I don't know what's happening. Her new special is called. I can't talk today. It's called
1:18.4	Sis Woke. I should start over. My guess today. You know what? We'll keep it.
1:24.8	Lori. Okay, my guest is Lori Kilmartin and she shook her head so she was like
1:29.2	keep going power through this. Her new special is called
1:32.5	Sis Woke Grief slut, which I find so fucking funny,
1:36.5	and you can stream it now. It's Lori Kilmerton!
1:40.5	Lori, boy, oh boy. Oh boy.
1:43.0	Sorry about that intro.
1:44.0	It was tough.
1:45.0	I feel honored.
1:46.0	I mean I got a double intro and I felt like you were really in the moment
1:50.0	so thank you.
1:52.0	I was in the moment. I should tell people there's a lake in my house so I feel
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