Valentine's Day (w/ Laurie Kilmartin)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2024
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Laurie Kilmartin (Conan) joins Nicole to discuss all things Valentine's Day - the gifts, their dream dates, and Nicole's regrettable Valentine's Day experience. They open up about their most regretful hookups, the time Laurie's date called her out in a YouTube comment, and Nicole's experience sleeping with a member of her audience.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, hi, hi. So I do have some shows coming up on February 16th. I'm at JFL just for |
| 0:07.2 | laughs in Vancouver and then on February 23rd through 24th, I'm doing four shows at Stand Up Live in Phoenix |
| 0:15.8 | Arizona so come on over come on over baby. |
| 0:20.5 | Aha! Bay. Ah ha! Heh. Why won't you date? |
| 0:24.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:30.0 | Why won't you date me? Why won't you date me? Why won't you date me? Please tell me why. Hi. A podcast or Meinocle Buyer was trying to figure out why I'm still single, but guess what? |
| 0:56.0 | The jury's out. Nobody knows. |
| 0:59.4 | So now I'm just having fun talking about love and shit. Okay, my guest today is a comedian and |
| 1:05.3 | Emmy-nominated writer for Conan. I almost said Conan's name wrong. I almost said |
| 1:11.8 | Comin and I don't know what's happening. Her new special is called. I can't talk today. It's called |
| 1:18.4 | Sis Woke. I should start over. My guess today. You know what? We'll keep it. |
| 1:24.8 | Lori. Okay, my guest is Lori Kilmartin and she shook her head so she was like |
| 1:29.2 | keep going power through this. Her new special is called |
| 1:32.5 | Sis Woke Grief slut, which I find so fucking funny, |
| 1:36.5 | and you can stream it now. It's Lori Kilmerton! |
| 1:40.5 | Lori, boy, oh boy. Oh boy. |
| 1:43.0 | Sorry about that intro. |
| 1:44.0 | It was tough. |
| 1:45.0 | I feel honored. |
| 1:46.0 | I mean I got a double intro and I felt like you were really in the moment |
| 1:50.0 | so thank you. |
| 1:52.0 | I was in the moment. I should tell people there's a lake in my house so I feel |
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