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🗓️ 14 February 2026

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Get your candy hearts out, it's Valentine's Day!

0:00 Intro
2:23 I'm concerned that my gf is with me because I'm a celeb https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/2nv3id/i_27_m_am_concerned_that_my_semigirlfriend_23_f/
18:30 One of my partners keeps trying to make me lactate https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1m4reta/aio_one_of_my_partners_keeps_trying_to_make_me/
24:33 My husband has a weird relationship with his pregnant coworker https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/xzkx2d/myf26_husband_m29_is_obsessed_with_my_bossf38_and/
36:49 Is there a logical reason for my gf to say this https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1ouiugt/aio_is_there_a_logical_reason_for_my_girlfriend/
42:29 My bf's SIL gave him a gift and not anyone else https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3zd2qj/my_26f_boyfriends_28m_sister_in_law_25f_gave_him/
1:00:24 I told my wife she looked hot in a shirt https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1pfzzo1/tifu_by_telling_my_wife_how_hot_she_looked_in_a/
1:05:33 My bf threw me out because I sent him a poop sticker on FB https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3ahgxz/my_21f_boyfriend_21m_of_7_months_just_threw_me/

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Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/
Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Smosh reads Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today is a very special Valentine's Day episode.
0:07.7	It's extra long, so enjoy that. And I'm joined by two people who love Valentine's Day, Courtney and Angela.
0:18.4	I don't know if that was true or not. I just said it. Get your sweet tarts out.
0:22.2	Yeah.
0:39.7	Nice. Get your Valentine's Day. Pancakes and dildos out. Whoops. We knew it was going to happen. We're taking it back. I'm going to say something else so we don't get to you mountains. Get your pancakes and vibrators out. Here we go. Here we go. Get your pancake and Tinder out.
0:40.2	It's Valentine's Day.
0:42.2	I wonder which take they used.
0:45.8	Get your pancakes and condoms out.
0:47.7	Nice.
0:48.7	Get your pancakes and intentional conversations out.
0:51.3	Whoa.
0:52.4	Get your pancakes and your dental dam out. Whoa. Damn. Get your pancakes and your dental dam out.
0:55.4	Whoa!
0:56.3	Damn.
0:57.0	Get your pancakes and it's not me, it's you out.
0:59.9	Oh, wow.
1:01.8	Do you have one?
1:03.6	10 options.
1:04.7	Do you like Valentine's Day?
1:09.0	Um, um, depends on the, you know. Do you like Valentine's Day?
1:15.1	Depends on the year.
1:18.8	I like it, though, because it's like, you know, how sweet.
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