Valentine's Day Special: Ben Gives Relationship Advice

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🗓️ 9 February 2022

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Whether your snuggled up with your SO and riding solo this Valentine's Day, Ben is here with some advice! Tune in to hear Ben's advice for navigating relationships from getting over your ex to making long distance work to the legality of polyamory. Ben reads through all your dilemmas and gives his best advice!! Tweet your crazy near-death experiences to @benoftheweek using #IAlmostDiedPodcast! Watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/IAlmostDiedYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/IAlmostDiedPodcast If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/IAlmostDiedPodcast Follow Ben on YouTube Follow Ben on Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	L is for the way you look at me.
0:10.9	Oh, is for the umpilumpa chained up in my basement.
0:17.1	Hey everyone.
0:19.1	It's the season of love.
0:24.8	It's Valentine's Day coming up.
0:28.0	And I know for a lot of y'all, you're doing absolutely nothing.
0:34.4	And I am also doing nothing for actually that's a lie.
0:38.7	I will be in Mexico with my mom.
0:40.8	So I'm very excited for that.
0:42.5	Mommy Valentine's Day date.
0:46.6	So I thought to myself, you know, I have had relationship experience and not just that.
0:55.8	I have had 14 different wives.
0:59.4	I have had, you know, 11 of them were women, three of them were goats.
1:05.3	I get around.
1:06.6	I just had a notification saying take of the recycling.
1:10.6	It came back.
1:11.6	Are you kidding?
1:12.6	I lose swiped it away.
1:13.6	And it kicked.
1:14.6	Anyways, ignoring them.
1:16.6	They just keep coming back.
1:17.9	Um, and I thought to myself, I can, I can put my extensive library of
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