This is an IHeart podcast.

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

The subject is, he's never satisfied, but I am.

We'll get into that and just about selfish of you.

We'll get into that in just a bit.

But right now, the nephew is here with today's

prank phone call. What you got for is, Nat. Getting close to it, Valentine's is on the way,

baby, less than a week away. So this right here is Valentine's gift card, Valentine's gift card. Valentine's

gift card right here. Let's go, cat, dog. Hello? Hello, I'm trying reach Bryce. Yeah, this is Bryce. Hey, Bryce. How you doing, man? My name is Alvin, bro. How you doing today? I'm good, man. What's up? Hey, listen, I know you're married to Trisha, right? To Trish, yeah. Who's this? Okay, like I said, yeah, my name is Alvin, and I'm just trying to make sure I got the right person, man, because you have black, half white, right, from what I understand? Yeah, I'm half black. Who the fuck does this? Why are you asking me questions? What's going on? Okay? No, no, everything's cool, man. Everything's cool.

Trish, so check this out, man. Okay, listen. I'm at work, man. Say what you need to say. What's happening? Okay. Listen, I actually didn't, I sent, I sent Trisha some flowers for Valentine's. They're going to get there on Friday. but I accidentally put a, you know, I ordered a gift card along with it, and they put this gift card in Trisha's gift bag, and really that gift card should really be for my wife.

And I was trying to see if maybe, if you get to the gift bag before, maybe you could get it out

for me so I could get that gift card.

Ooh, oh, okay. So you said So you sent my wife flowers for Valentine's Day, right? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, but that's not the key. The key is that it's a gift card in there that I need, you know? Oh, so you accidentally sent a gift card to my wife, you just wanted the flowers to go to her. Is that what you saying?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I sent the flowers.

Man.

Yeah, no problem.

No, yeah. That's cool, man. I'm so, this. It happens. We make mistakes all the time. How about this? How about you come on over? and I will be more than happy to give you the gift card because I'm sure, you know, if you're it with a flowers, I'll just have to hand those the gift card over to you and probably a nice fucking ass beating too, you stupid motherfucker. Why in the fuck would you ever call me about this shit? Hey man, and I didn't expect all this hostility. What's your name, Alvin? Is it Alvin? My it Alvin? My name is... Oh, you know, but I... Hostility? Okay.

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