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Good morning or evening, everyone listening to the Auntie Donner podcast.

It is that beautiful dog.

That's all right.

I was stretching.

It's that beautiful love-filled time at the year again.

It's Valentine's Day.

So hold the hand of the person you love so tightly that they ask you to stop while you

listen to this next episode featuring your favorite Valentine's guests, Dr. Love and Mr. Sexy.

Don't squeeze so hard that you turn their bones into white soup,

which would be a lovely Valentine dinner if you're going out for dinner,

but not bone soup, some sort of chowder.

Enjoy the show.

You listen to the honey dollar podcast, we hope you enjoy the motherfucking podcast.

Well, it's another year, and it's another Valentine's Day, a beautiful day for love making, for kissing the ones closest to you,

for feeling like shit if you don't have someone special in your life.

And a little reminder that maybe you should try a little harder to get that special person

in your life,

to do kisses and sex with, if that's your thing.

So every year, as we do, we have two very, very special guests, beautiful guests

to give you tips on how to make that special person in your life feel a little more special on Valentine's Day.

A day of roses, a day of expensive dinners, and chalky.

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