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The Valenti Show

Valenti's Problem With Michigan Fans

The Valenti Show

Audacy

Sports

4.31.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2024

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Valenti starts the show fed up with Michigan fans for downplaying their rivalry with MSU as the teams get set for their yearly matchup on Saturday.

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0:00.0

Welcome in on a Friday, a gloomy Friday.

0:04.4

RICO, if I may, we're going to jump in and we are going to attempt to do something

0:10.0

that the other shows have not been able to do which is spark an interest in one of the

0:16.5

football games this weekend but also we need to solve a problem because I hate to say this. I am in a good mood today.

0:26.0

But we've got a fan base acting like a bunch of bitches, and it's got to stop.

0:31.0

We've got a bunch of mental masturbation going on that needs to stop.

0:35.7

We've got mental illness going around. Y'all need a therapist. It's got to stop.

0:41.6

If your take to anything we say is, I just don't care.

0:49.0

Then just leave now. Save yourself the angst. I don't need you. But the Michigan

0:58.3

fan base put a little steel in your spine as your former coach used to say.

1:03.0

Because here's the thing with rivalries.

1:06.0

You don't ever get to opt out of them.

1:10.0

Now, you want to start doing your mental masturbation about ranking rivals and

1:16.5

this years these are the years that mattered and these are the years it didn't or we

1:21.1

want a naddy and now I'm just not paying attention because I have

1:24.6

to have copium here's the deal the one word RICO it's Grappa

1:32.1

you know Grappa is no that's what it What's Grapas? You know what Grapas?

1:34.0

No.

1:35.0

That's what Italian grandmother's putting their espresso and a rifle at home and they're

1:38.3

cold-cocked by 11.

1:40.6

Here's the deal.

1:42.4

When you make wine, you use the grapes, right? Right.

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