all right i just wanted to take one segment then we'll get back to business but i i just i know

it's been a brutal offseason for lion fans and the way it all ended and you're hurt i get it

i just want to remind you of where you came from and where you are and at my own expense now i don't

have feelings anymore.

I've given up on having an NFL team.

So I made a joke to Rico earlier.

And this is really for the people who want to hammer Jared Goff, right?

The Giants signed Russell Wilson, which on its own is a big nothing burger.

Or association. Fake stuff. Which on its own is a big nothing burger. I mean... Fake word that rhymes with duck, weirdo.

Look, the Giants win total before signing Russell Wilson was three and a half wins.

Russell Wilson is so impactful that that win, win total is still three and a half wins. Russell Wilson is so impactful that that win total is still three and a half wins.

The reason I say it is, I am at a point where it doesn't matter.

I had this conversation last night with somebody, and I said, do you realize the Giants are in such a position?

They could sign Patrick Mahomes, and they wouldn't win 10 games.

So my whole point to people is, like everybody's, like, how about Hatchet, who's on vacation,

David from the clouds, hey, congrats on your new bleeping quarterback. I go, that's a nice way for a pastor to talk.

Yeah.

So look, do I like Russell Wilson?

No, we did a topic a couple weeks ago.

I go, look, there are very few players that I would struggle to root for.

I root for the helmet.

I root for the jersey.

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