Oh boy, happy centennial.

Welcome in.

That one didn't count, right? That was the dress rehearsal. I guess. I just know it's not a good one when you're booed off your home ice in the second period. I just don't care. I'm like, I just hope you had fun. Look, we got it. Here's what I'd like to do. I'm glad David opened with that song. I think we need to have a hat trick of our own today.

I don't think it's appropriate just to do tigers. I don't think it's appropriate just to do lions. And I don't think it's appropriate to ignore the Red Wings. That game angered a lot of people, including season ticket Costa, who was extra spicy via text.

Kenny left in the second period.

He'd had enough.

The team got booed off the ice.

So here's how I want to play this.

Okay.

I'd like to take a page from Douglas Charles Karsh.

Open lines.

Except you can leave the respectful crap. You can just do what you want to do. Look, if you want to wrap about game five tonight, obviously, it's going to be at the forefront of everything. Do I have reasons beyond there's no way you're losing. Bold Scoobel starts in a five game set that you're going to win? No, I don't have any reasons. I just know that Scoobel's going to take the mound to the theme of,

this is a man's world, and he is going to dominate the Mariners.

Lions in Kansas City?

No, I don't feel as good about it.

This is just a maturity test for some of you.

Can you talk honestly about your team?

Now, we just saw the Philadelphia Eagles get dumped truck by the Giants.

Why?

Hashtag reasons.

We saw the bills lose to the Pats.

And although the Lions win damn near every game, they're not going 16 and 1.

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