All right. Let's get it rolling on a Tuesday. What? What's going on? Just go ahead. Talk to me.

No, Mike. You know what? I looked over at the board and I got to give credit to Thug Aim.

Did you know when Bryce Underwood was born, the doctor said to his parents, congratulations, it's a man.

That's right. That's right. It's a god. When Bryce Underwood does push

ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the earth down. Now listen, we're going to attempt to have

some fun today. We will get to the Lions because I think there's a horseshoe alert,

horseshoe alert or rabbit's foot. And it's up your wazoo. We may have, hey, lions may catch a big break here to open the season. You really think so. It's, buddy, there are two types of people that have epidurals. Right. Those who are having babies or pass rushers whose back is effed. Which one is Michael Parsons? I'm just wondering

this is a smokescreen or not. Okay, we're going to talk about it. That's at three o'clock.

College football. This is your world. This was your kickoff. You were Dick Clark on New Year's Eve.

This was your deal. Ryan C. Chris, I think Dick Clark's dead. But, yeah. Okay, fair. I'd like to retract.

Well, actually, I'm Dick Clark with my love for the sport. I'm dead. Really? But now, I want to hear

from the people and you, because I don't want to be Mr. Party Pooper. I want to hear what their

week one takeaways are. Now, I want to keep this open-ended. On the odd

chance, somebody doesn't want to bore me and brings up something other than Michigan, Michigan

State. Because do I have thoughts from the world of college football? You're damn right, I do.

But for Michigan and Michigan State, I don't know that my thoughts will be acceptable for people.

So I want to step back for a moment.

I think your thoughts will be acceptable for people.

I think especially for state fans.

For state fans, what you saw was a tale of two halves.

What you saw was, well, first of all, he's going for it, David. He is not coming out with a little inside zone. Rico's throwing the bomb to start the show. He just wants to get me. Power right. I'm going straight Kenneth Walker. Okay. Gang, Charles, let me down to. I'm sorry, guys. He didn't score the touchdown

for you. So, sorry. Quite all right. It was low on my list of disablooments. No. First of all, Mike, I like some of the things that J. Bat did pregame and during the game, but little fireworks set up when they score a touchdown. Go ahead. say it. No, I'm not saying. Okay, I thought you were going to say,

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