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The Valenti Show

Valenti On Mike Vrabel: "He Might Be The Dumbest Human Being On Earth"

The Valenti Show

Audacy

Sports

4.31.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2026

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Valenti has some scathing criticism for Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel.

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0:00.0

I am going to get right back to Piston Call, so if you're on the line, I beg for your patience,

0:05.1

but I have to do something. Okay, because I had something for you as well, but go ahead.

0:09.4

Well, hold on. It might be the same thing. Okay. Does it involve Vrable? Yes. Well, I've got an

0:17.0

added layer to what I think you're going to say. He might be the dumbest human being on the face of the earth.

0:23.8

Him and Rossini are in a race to be the dumbest human on the globe.

0:28.6

What do we have?

0:28.9

Seven billion people?

0:30.8

I'm convinced their bottom ten in intelligence.

0:35.0

Okay, first of all, the whole Vrebel got to be with my family rehab thing,

0:43.0

but I'm busy on Thursday and Friday. I was embarrassing enough. Now, even worse, the reports are

0:50.4

this intensive rehab. What was he in? Boob rehab?

0:54.8

He's in rehab for boobies.

0:58.5

And people, the rehab was so intense.

1:03.6

He's already back to work today.

1:05.5

Yeah.

1:06.7

Because we all know 24 hours of counseling fixes a lot.

1:12.3

I mean, dial 1-800 kick crack in 24.

1:15.4

You don't even need rehab.

1:16.9

24 hours?

1:18.0

You no longer do the crack.

1:20.4

I think you're being generous with the whole 24 hours, Mike,

1:23.3

because I don't think it was a scared straight type of experience.

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