Valenti On Michigan's Title: "[They're] The Most Impressive National Champion In 20 Years"
The Valenti Show
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🗓️ 7 April 2026
⏱️ 14 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey now. All right. We're ready to roll on a Tuesday. We had Rico brow beating Brendan Shabath. We got Jeremy Otto's birthday today. You know pregnancies in the hair. We have so much to do. But the big news of the day. No brow beating. It's not Jeremy. |
| 0:21.0 | I'm the big winner. I'm the big winner. |
| 0:22.6 | Mikey's the big winner. Michigan wins the national championship. I win the bet with |
| 0:26.9 | Rico, almost executed a prank, and we've got a lot of good stuff. I want to do |
| 0:32.7 | this. There are multiple ways for us to talk about Michigan winning it all. |
| 1:11.0 | No, no, no. Forth, congratulations. Thank you. You called it. You saw it. That's right. Forecasted it. You didn't even need Arizona. He just threw them in as a throw in. Well, you were offering two teams back in January, so I said, okay. So, yeah. Congratulations. I thank you. And I'm sorry that Evan and I pranked you. No, we're not bringing in a live habachi chef Thursday for the day game. That almost got ugly. I was like, wait, what? David, I know listeners, you didn't get to see Rico's face, but David did, and it was glorious. I had convinced, no, no. |
| 1:11.6 | Oh, boy. |
| 1:12.4 | Congratulations. |
| 1:13.2 | Thank you. |
| 1:14.0 | Thank you. I just need to let you know. |
| 1:15.0 | Thank you. |
| 1:16.3 | For those who aren't watching, I am donning the hat. |
| 1:19.6 | Dude, that hat is the most ridiculous thing in the world. |
| 1:21.9 | We had Rico convinced that we had corporate catering from a very well-known Habachi house coming in on Thursday, |
| 1:28.9 | and Rico is footing the bill. |
| 1:30.4 | Here's the ways we can do this. |
| 1:32.1 | Yeah, it went from a sad bowl to, wait, I'm feeding everybody, huh? |
| 1:37.1 | He was in the middle of a conversation, people, and then immediately looked over at Mike |
| 1:41.4 | and said, what are you talking about? |
| 1:43.3 | He looked like Bill Raftery when the buzzer-beater happened. |
| 1:48.2 | He went Bill Raftery mode. |
| 1:51.3 | It took, we go about seven seconds to sway around and go, wait, whoa, whoa, what? |
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