Valenti Has His Bart Simpson Moment | Cash the Ticket

Cash The Ticket

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Sports

4.9 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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"I will never bet James Franklin in a big game. "

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0:00.0	Cash the Ticket. It's presented by Fanduel.
0:02.3	I'm Bart Simpson. I give you the picture of Bart at the chalkboard.
0:07.8	I will never bet James Franklin in a big game. I will never bet James Franklin in a big game.
0:11.5	I will never bet James Franklin in a big game. Look, they were in it, but they weren't.
0:15.9	They were in it, but they weren't. How did Penn State give up half a hundred? If you told me Penn State would score 38 points, I'd go, oh, my God, they won the game.
0:24.7	Half a hundred?
0:26.6	Fellas.
0:28.4	What?
0:31.3	Help me understand.
0:34.3	How is, is there, how do I say this?
0:37.5	Is there a Penn State fan that's actually happy?
0:42.0	You know what I mean?
0:43.2	Like you're in the playoff, but you got a great draw on.
0:46.1	I know.
0:46.5	You played two good teams this year.
0:48.3	You lost to them both.
0:50.0	James Franklin does not win big games.
0:52.9	I just.
0:53.8	And now, like, you're a Penn State fan and you know you're going to go to the semis
0:58.8	if they lose to either SMU or Boise.
1:01.6	Jesus Christ, you can't be serious.
1:03.8	Oh, I think they will.
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