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The Valenti Show

Valenti Finally Lost His Costco Virginity

The Valenti Show

Audacy

Sports

3.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Valenti tells the guys about his first-ever Costco experience.

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, a couple of minutes.

0:01.5

We'll get back into the business of the day, which is kind of a fan perspective thing.

0:07.7

Maple Leafs lose game seven for the seventh straight time.

0:11.7

I just said, as a fan, I'd rather just not get there than to deal with that.

0:17.9

We're going to get back into it.

0:20.1

But Rico and David both have said this,

0:22.9

that this is a big thing.

0:24.9

You needed the Costco report.

0:27.3

A lot of people want to know,

0:29.1

what was your Costco experience?

0:31.1

I went yesterday.

0:33.5

It's one of the great moments of my life.

0:35.8

I don't know how I lived without this place.

0:38.1

Rico, I spent 45 minutes in the meat and fish area alone.

0:42.8

I couldn't stop.

0:43.9

I mean, I just, I don't know how I lived without it.

0:48.0

This is a revelation.

0:49.9

This is, I feel proud, Mike, because I do have a knock, though.

0:54.0

Rico, I got a knock.

0:55.2

Okay.

0:55.7

Where do grocery bags at this joint?

0:58.6

I'm scanning out and I'm going, wait a second.

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