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The Valenti Show

Valenti: "[Detroit] Is A Joke Of A Baseball Town!!!"

The Valenti Show

Audacy

Sports

4.31.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2024

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

Mike starts the show with a city A vs. city B comparison to prove a point about the Tigers, their fans, and the media being content with mediocrity.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Good afternoon on a Tuesday. It's nice to have you with us. I have a question for RICO and Kenny and David. Do you want to hear a story? I do. Okay, now here's what this is going to require.

0:14.0

David I'm going to ask for something I never ask for. I need all three microphones

0:20.1

turned off. I want you to just sit quietly let Uncle Mike tell you a story and I'm going to

0:27.1

just lay some dad out there and I'm fascinated now this is topic, right? We're not talking pickles now, so perk up a little bit in your cubicle.

0:37.0

We're not asking you what's your favorite brand of garden hose is.

0:40.0

This is a sports now. And I'm going to tell you a little story about a tale of two cities because

0:47.5

last night I was Apoplectic.

0:53.0

And I wanted to find a comp for how I think we should be behaving in this town

1:01.9

versus how we are. And I have said this is C.

1:04.7

Alice City. This town just dominates the market of being flaccid. There's just this town has no spine. So what I wanted to do was give you

1:16.8

this. So work with me guys and I want you to participate at home in the car in

1:21.4

the cubicle and certainly right here in studio. You ready

1:24.2

fellas? City A and city B. Now get your thinking caps on and then at the end of

1:31.4

this, then at the end of this I am going to ask a couple of what I deemed to be

1:37.0

appropriate questions. Are we ready to play? Okay. We are and my mic is off. Okay, Mike's off. We're hermetically sealed. This is quiz show.

1:46.0

All right, here we go.

1:47.0

You want me to go behind the glass?

1:48.0

No, stay. Stay. Everybody ready? Here we go.

1:51.0

City A. And if anybody needs me to slow down just say it. You need me to

1:56.9

repeat something happy to do it. City A is in rapture right now. City A is on fire.

2:05.0

Okay, a lot of anger.

2:08.0

Ownership is getting shredded.

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