Vagina Hand, Harold Hill, Lowest Score

The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2024

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Sarah has taken to the roll of audible cheerleader in her Call of Duty games with strangers. Plus, she tells us a story about her niece’s vagina hand, gets creepy at summer stock theater, and rallies behind Hasan Minhaj. Pull up a toilet and enjoy! Show resources: The National Domestic Violence Hotline: https://www.thehotline.org/ You can leave a voice memo for Sarah at speakpipe.com/TheSarahSilvermanPodcast. Follow Sarah Silverman @sarahkatesilverman on Instagram and @sarahksilverman on TikTok. And stay up to date with us @LemonadaMedia on X, Facebook, and Instagram. For a list of current sponsors and discount codes for this and every other Lemonada show, go to lemonadamedia.com/sponsors. Joining Lemonada Premium is a great way to support our show and get bonus content. Subscribe today at bit.ly/lemonadapremium. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	You might be traveling like me over the summer and throw off your routine, which can really impact your mental and physical health.
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0:57.7	Lemon Otter. Lemonada. Hey, hey, I want to say.
1:14.0	Hi, hey, ya fuck up.
1:17.0	Hey, everyone, it's your old pal Sarah.
1:21.0	Uh, I've got to talk about what's just the only thing I'm really thinking
1:26.9	about these days and I bet you could guess. Nope, not that. Nope, not even that.
1:34.0	It's Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3,
1:37.0	which apparently no one else is really playing that I know.
1:42.0	But I'm stuck in this world. This is the world I know and I love
1:47.6	playing it. I'm playing it with real people. I don't know these people, but I'm not good. I'm not good.
1:59.1	You know, I mean I'm fine I think and I'm competing with only myself meaning when I'm looking at the amount of
2:06.9	kills I'm thrilled to see anything over say 10 last night I got 24 kills that was my lifetime highest score of
2:18.4	kills but my score is always always the lowest of everyone's.
2:25.0	And you know, you're in teams.
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