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The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Cookie Party, Bible Study, Art

The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.64.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Sarah attempts a listener's suggestion to pee sitting backwards. Plus, she enjoys some titillating Bible verses, decides whether a caller is overreacting about a Jewish joke, and gives hope to a heartbroken caller who worries she’s lost her nephew forever.

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0:00.0

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0:07.0

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0:24.0

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0:50.4

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0:52.1

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0:53.6

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0:57.7

Lemon Otter. Lemonada. Hey, hey, I want to say.

1:14.0

Hi, hey, ya fuck up.

1:17.0

Hey, everybody, it's your old pal, Sarah.

1:21.0

I am going on tour in the fall. You can buy tickets on my the

1:27.5

link in my Instagram bio for post-mortem that's the name of the tour post-mortem tour few shows in

1:35.4

September and then October through February 1st boom boom boom boom I'll be in a city

1:41.6

near you.

1:43.3

In regards to the caller who suggested peeing, sitting down, facing the toilet, I thought it was a brilliant idea and went to try it. That's why I was I

1:58.9

was five minutes late today because as I was leaving I went oh fuck I meant to try that and I had to pee anyway.

2:06.3

And I did it, but, and it was great, worked great.

2:11.1

But here's the caveat. Here's the thing I didn't anticipate, which of course is obvious

2:16.8

now that I've done it. I couldn't just pull down my pants and my underwear. I had to take them off, which meant I had to also remove my shoes.

2:28.0

So, not wildly convenient. And you're like, Sarah, no, but he's really was talking about like in the middle of the night

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