Vaccino (with an extra shot)
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BBC
4.3 • 6.6K Ratings
🗓️ 8 December 2020
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
A great day for science, a bad day for Covid-19. As the first Pfizer vaccines are given to patients in the UK, the Oxford-AstraZeneca vaccine publishes its data. Adam and Fergus chat to virologist Dr Elisabetta Groppelli about how the rollout might go - and learn some Italian while they're at it.
Jenny Hill has the latest from the prosecutors in Berlin trying to build a case against the suspect in the case of Madeleine McCann. And in honour of William Shakespeare, whose namesake got the vaccine today, we've rewritten one of his great monologues for the Covid age.
Studio director: Emma Crowe Producers: Rick Kelsey, Ben Weisz, Alix Pickles Editor: Dino Sofos
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| 0:00.0 | BBC Sounds, music radio podcasts. |
| 0:04.6 | Hello, big day today, the Pfizer vaccine is now being rolled out to members of the public |
| 0:10.7 | as part of the big COVID vaccination program and the second person to get it, I |
| 0:16.8 | kid you not, was a man called William Shakespeare and he lived in Warwickshire which is where William Shakespeare, the original one, was from. |
| 0:26.8 | So we've got somebody who has spent some time in the Royal Shakespeare Company as well as |
| 0:30.9 | acting in many other places. It's the actor Simon Cook. Hello. |
| 0:35.0 | Hi. Thank you for helping us commemorate William Shakespeare's memorable morning. |
| 0:40.0 | Have you seen all the jokes on Twitter about all the plays being adapted for the COVID era? |
| 0:44.4 | Taming of the flu? |
| 0:46.4 | Yeah, yes, there's been some imaginative thinking around this. |
| 0:51.6 | The one I came up with was much a dose about nothing. Yeah, yeah some of it |
| 0:56.8 | wants to make you cry but yeah. Well it made me laugh but you're a professional so I can |
| 1:01.1 | see it's probably a bit more painful for you. |
| 1:03.1 | Now my colleague Ben Weiss who fancies himself as a bit of a wordsmith he has actually |
| 1:08.6 | adapted a speech from Macbeth to make it about the vaccine. |
| 1:14.3 | Would you be able to perhaps read it out for us? |
| 1:17.5 | We could give it a well. |
| 1:18.9 | Break a leg, Simon. |
| 1:20.5 | Thank you very much. |
| 1:21.8 | Is this a vaccine I see before me the needle toward my arm? |
| 1:25.6 | Come let thee prick me. I have thee not. Because I'm not elderly or a care worker. |
| 1:31.6 | Art thou not Pfizer vaccine safe for patients over 70? |
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