New day, new, you wake your ass, only straws, straws, it's the Monday fucking gratitude, be mine, listen to May I elaborate?

Daily wisdom from me, J.B. Smooth.

Ha! Proclaim to be no damn teacher, but I know you guys have been taught that

one of the best qualities that you can have is to be selfless.

And it's a really good one to learn.

You know, add that to your, they say this in school, language curriculum.

You know, if I may use that, throw that out there, curriculum.

I mean, this world is a lot better place when we're good to each other.

That should be part of the curriculum of life.

Now, sometimes they say shit like that on a bumper stick to remind you why you had a red light

or you're tailgating somebody's ass.

Do people still use bumper stickers miles? Is that a thing?

Yeah, I mean, I guess so, yeah.

Have you looked at a car's ass?

Next time you had a red light or going into a parking garage or going into the mall and you're in line,

you look at the bumper and see if they got anything on the back of the bumper?

Glad you rephrased it, yeah, I look at the car's bumper.

You know what? I don't think people really rock with them that much anymore.

People want to mess up their new car. They got a nice car.

Some of those cars are leases.

You turn the damn car back in, but it was a stupid ass bumper stick on the back of it.

You know, people have favorite ones.

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