V.C. Andrews's If There Be Thorns

Teen Creeps

Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai

Arts, Book, Club, Social, Comedy, Books

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2021

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Kelly and Katai once again submit themselves to the trauma of the Dollangangers, America's favorite incest family, with V.C. Andrews's IF THERE BE THORNS. They discuss revenge babies, how Jory is the most emotionally intelligent person who's ever lived, the physics of human slithering, whiny incest sibs, and just briefly leave listeners with the general message that you shouldn't do terrorism. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Forever. on the podcast that discusses why a Pulp Fiction.
0:26.5	I'm one of your host, Lindsay Kaiti.
0:28.4	I'm another one of your hosts, Kelly Nugent.
0:30.6	And we are back to the gaw, bleh, excuse me.
0:34.3	Whoa, this is so early for me, it's noon.
0:39.0	We are back to the Dollenganger series with if there be thorns by V.C. Andrews
0:47.0	uh...
0:49.0	listen.
0:50.0	I liked this better than the previous book. Me too.
0:55.0	Just because it was less, it was still repetitive, but it was less like me just being utterly
1:01.2	infuriated with Kathy. For this I was. me just
1:05.0	like thinking extremely dark thoughts about a child.
1:09.0	I wanted Bart to be murdered at every step.
1:13.3	I hated Bart.
1:14.5	I think Bart, I don't care that he's like also a victim.
1:18.4	I think Bart truly, like, it's also really funny that like at the end, the grandma's like,
1:26.3	Bart didn't do those things, it was the butler.
1:29.1	And I'm like, yeah, but like we were in his head when he like thought he was shooting a tiger or like pretended he was shooting a tiger and then actually shot a kitten.
1:40.0	He for sure killed those pets and that was very generous of Corinne to say that he had not
1:47.1	although I will say that Clover Jory's dog wasn't shot.
1:54.4	He was strangled with barbed wire.
1:57.3	So perhaps because the fantasies didn't match up.
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