Uzbekistan vs Colombia at 3am, the Infantino Shrug & a dubious bagsman

Football Cliches

Tom Whiter

Sports, Football, Soccer

4.9 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker. On the agenda: a review of the World Cup draw ceremony, forecasting the nation's TV viewing habits next summer, why Mohamed Salah chose the wrong time and place for his seismic outburst, a dubious recipent of the "bagsman" honour and Dion Dublin invents a new variation on the proverbial goalscoring diet. The interactive Football Cliches Christmas Quiz is streaming live on December 28th — sign up at footballcliches.com/xmas to take part, with £250 the prize for the winning quizzer. All money raised will go to Shelter. Sign up for Dreamland, the new members-only Football Clichés experience, to access our exclusive new show and much more: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Download SAILY in your app store and use code CLICHES at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For more info, visit https://saily.com/cliches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to another spectacular match day, but what's this?
0:03.5	Looks like the fans are playing Coral's free reward shaker.
0:06.9	The half and half scarfers shaking decisively for once.
0:10.0	They backed a super boost.
0:12.3	Next to them, the prawn sandwich brigade.
0:14.6	Oh, they've shaken up a free bet after that free lunch.
0:17.6	Play Coral's free reward shaker to win guaranteed daily rewards and offers this season.
0:21.6	Coral, we're here for it.
0:23.6	18 plus UK max one reward or offer per player per day.
0:26.6	Reward restrictions, requirements and teasencies apply.
0:28.6	Gambleaware.org.
0:29.6	Total football is about teamwork. It's built on trust, support and responsibility.
0:35.6	Live score bets sees responsible gambling in the same way.
0:40.6	So if you're under the kosh, it's time to slow the tempo down. We've got tips and advice on how to
0:46.4	stay in total control of your betting. Visit the safer gambling section of LiveScorebet.com to learn more.
0:53.5	LiveScore bet, total betting.
0:56.6	Bet responsibly 18 plus gambleaware.org.
1:00.2	I'm sorry, you can sit there and look and play with all your silly machines as much as you like.
1:05.4	Is Gas going to have a crack?
1:07.1	Yes, you know.
1:07.9	Oh!
1:08.5	Oh, I say!
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