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The Perez Hilton Podcast with Chris Booker

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The Perez Hilton Podcast with Chris Booker

iHeartPodcasts

News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.52.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2020

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Tori Spelling and Perez are mixing it up online again, so Booker has to play referee. Amanda Bynes is now commenting on her finances and it may not be the best idea. Why are Drake and Bieber being treated differently for their relationships with Billie Eilish? Thank you to our sponsors: Purple = Get a FREE Purple pillow with the purchase of a mattress! Text PEREZ to 84-888. Better Help= Go to BetterHelp.com/Perez Use discount code P erez for 10% off. ButcherBox= Get two filet mignons, a pack of bacon, PLUS twenty dollars off your first box when you sign up now at Butcherbox.com/PEREZ or use promo code PEREZ at checkout. Geico= Go to GEICO.com , get a quote, and see how much YOU could save.

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0:00.0

Thank you for listening to this podcast one production. No available on Spotify Apple Podcasts Podcast1.com and anywhere else you get your podcasts

0:25.8

Hey guys welcome to the PHP. I'm book it. That's Perez

0:30.4

I am both thrilled and living my best professional life but at the same time I'm also a mess

0:41.5

which seems to be a recurring theme in my life but you know noticed the the it's it's not that bad

0:49.0

it's just medium it's a medium bad basically my Wi-Fi at my house has been down for four days now

0:57.3

and it's causing me so much like legitimate real anxiety especially because I thought it wasn't going to be a big issue

1:05.0

I'm going to try to make this super brief 30 seconds for the first two days I was using my phone as a personal hot spot

1:12.0

and it worked fine but then because I was using it so much and using it to upload videos onto YouTube

1:19.8

it zapped apparently like there's only like a finite amount that you can do that on your phone for

1:27.8

and at least at a fast speed then I got some stupid message from Verizon that it's going to slow down now

1:35.2

and I tried to call like to pay for the faster personal hot spot on my phone to use it on my laptop

1:41.0

and I can you can't even pay for it so Saturday I went to the coffee bean and I think they purposely

1:48.0

make their Wi-Fi slow so that people don't stay there a long time it was so I know it was so slow

1:57.0

and then and then sat I'm sorry that was Sunday and then today this morning Monday morning

2:03.2

I was sitting outside of the gym for four hours using their Wi-Fi

2:09.3

you dude you're old school I know that's funny I felt a little awkward because like I also made a video

2:16.6

and I was going live and people were looking at me and stuff and I'm like oh god whatever

2:22.8

but but but I'm really good professionally and I'll get to that in a second but how are you

2:28.4

I'm good thank you I was watching the Kobe Memorial that's on right now so I was watching some of

2:35.6

those speeches yeah I watched a little bit of Jimmy Kimmel getting very emotional sad

2:41.1

sorry just burped anyways yeah I had a good weekend despite that I enjoyed I decided to go for

2:49.6

my son's birthday party at two-bit circus and I had some tater tots I had some pizza I had some

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