Usual Drivel - Wifi issues, brain speed & Spotify HQ

Chatabix

Big Oval Plate

Comedy

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2023

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Off to a flying start, Joe has returned from holiday complaining about his ailments and then has trouble with his wifi booster. They talk about a recent visit to Spotify HQ, meeting Ben Foster and how nice the pulled pork was. David's intent on telling Joe about his window cleaning expertise again and when to use a chamois or a squeegee. They ponder over why they're not very snappy at podcasting and reflect on an old interview with James Acaster. They put it down to having slow brain speeds. David shows Joe his new guitar. Follow Chatabix on Twitter & Instagram: twitter.com/chatabix1 www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ Patreon for early access to our eps: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Crunchy fresh tees and hoodies: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	And the So, Oh, yeah. I was I was I was a Oh, I got so, fuck. Oh, look at the hats.
0:44.0	Look at everything.
0:46.0	Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,
0:50.0	Machi, um, Matchy matchy.
0:53.0	I've got so many aches and pizers.
0:57.0	I'm really, I'm really buggand.
1:02.0	No, but I'm not for any comic re- I'm not obviously not any kind of reason, but I just came up the stairs,
1:09.0	my knee completely gave way.
1:11.0	Right.
1:12.0	I've never had it before where I literally put my
1:17.3	nail the step and it went and I was like, fuck. What's that was what's that?
1:22.1	I don't know.
1:23.0	I just made me think, I don't know, I was just thinking of
1:28.0	when footballers have, you know, they proper injuries.
1:31.0	Like, my first thought was it's a career ending football it felt like a
1:36.1	career ending football did it hurt yeah really hurt but it gave way. Anyway, who cares?
1:44.0	Well, don't start it and who cares.
1:47.0	That's what I do.
1:50.0	Well, nobody.
1:51.0	I know, but I know why? why?
1:53.0	Because I was like, I don't know, what I'm telling you,
1:55.0	this is because it just happened 30 seconds ago,
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