USS Weekly (Lower Decks S1E5)
Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 September 2020
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
When members of the Cerritos have a moon-mission on the Vancouver, Boimler is super excited to visit his girlfriend Barbara. But when Mariner finds out Barbara is real, she'll do whatever it takes to find a fault in this pairing. Will Tendi and Rutherford's equipment jealousy get them into trouble? How many moons do rich people need? Are pheromone parasites the new nubbin bug? It's the episode that builds bonds but leaves you with a husk.
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| 0:00.0 | Uxbridge Shimoda LLC has approved this message. |
| 0:05.0 | I grew up in Seattle so I know what it's like to buy tickets to a thing and not show up |
| 0:11.0 | or even more often not buying tickets to a thing at all and I've been to Salt Lake City sure it was just the airport and it was only for an hour but I'm pretty sure I know there's some FODs there. And we've both been to Denver. The high |
| 0:24.4 | altitude and the higher FODs make doing shows there a blast. But Big Rod hates |
| 0:31.5 | these cities. The Fat Cat's a Big Rod hates these cities. |
| 0:33.0 | The fat cats of Big Rod think these places are dumps. |
| 0:37.2 | And special interest groups like Big Rod with their deep pockets want you to stay home on |
| 0:42.2 | show day. We can't let this happen. |
| 0:44.6 | So go to GreatestGen.com to get your tickets to this week's live shows. |
| 0:50.0 | If you're in line outside, stay in line. |
| 0:53.5 | They have to let you in. |
| 0:55.6 | The Share Your Embarrassment Tour. |
| 0:58.0 | Good for Seattle, Salt Lake City, and Denver. |
| 1:01.9 | And good for America. |
| 1:04.0 | Captain. |
| 1:07.0 | Not here. |
| 1:08.0 | Captain. Signatures detecting. |
| 1:10.0 | Shield up. |
| 1:11.0 | Signatures detecting. |
| 1:12.0 | Then alert. |
| 1:13.0 | Context Starfleet command. |
| 1:14.0 | What's happening? |
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