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Sam's Army

USMNT vs Belgium/Portugal Postmortem. De Zerbi to Spurs. Ivan Toney's Best Bets.

Sam's Army

Samuel Army

Sports, Soccer

4.61.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2026

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

ROUND THE WORLD: Breakdown of USMNT's wasted window f/t belts to ass from Belgium and Portugal. Did we answer ANY questions? Is Poch playing the long game or flailing wildly? What is our best XI right now?

HALFTIME: What If the French national team played in the Premier League... where are they finishing?

PREMIER LEAGUE: What is the best-case scenario for Tottenham's 5-year deal - LOL - for Roberto De Zerbi? Arsenal's (shrewd) shamelessness continues.

STOPPAGE TIME: Ivan Toney's Best Bets and GOAWs

Transcript

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0:00.0

The The Everybody, welcome back Sam's Army match week, well, international break.

0:35.5

We will start with the rest of the world, seven. We're the U.S. men's national team window, games against Belgium and Portugal will figure prominently.

0:43.8

Half time will be a weekly what-if related to the French national team.

0:48.2

And we'll do a quick Premier League segment where we've got to talk about the happenings that have gone on in the international break,

0:55.0

notably Deserby and Arsenal shamelessness.

0:58.7

And then, of course, stoppage time with Ivan Tony's best bets in everybody's favorite segment,

1:03.9

Gois.

1:04.7

Now, welcome in this week's panel of beauties.

1:07.7

We will start with Mr. Mitchell Goulet.

1:12.8

You've been doing some traveling lately.

1:18.4

I think you may have gone to both of the U.S. games. So what were kind of the highlight of your trip,

1:27.2

if there were any? Not the U.S. games. I'll tell you that for free. I was lucky enough to get an invite to the screening of Clint Dempsey's new documentary that's going to come out on Paramount Plus. I'm not being paid to say this. It was genuinely very good. They showed a snippet of all five episodes that will be released. And it actually like made me feel I cry all the time but I cried multiple

1:46.8

times at that it made me feel excited for the World Cup but then I remembered the actual team we have

1:55.2

and I felt a little less excited and then afterwards I got to chop it up with some US.S. men's national team legends, including Clint himself.

2:03.2

Kobe Jones is the coolest cat walking. Let me tell you.

2:06.9

I talked to that dude for like a strong 20 minutes about nothing about football.

2:12.6

Like the dude, the dude just has chat.

2:14.5

He loves Game of Thrones.

2:16.0

He loves his fantasy books.

2:27.2

I don't know, man. He's just, it felt really cool to, like, be on the same level and chop it up as peers with a guy like Kobe Jones. Like, come on, man, that's a legend.

2:35.3

We have acclaimed playback play announcer, Tyler, Nathaniel, Terrence. So what was the highlight of your international break? Could go in a million different directions.

2:37.2

The World Cup seminar that I was at was pretty incredible with Fox.

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