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The Babylon Bee

Using The Internet To Make a Christian Movie And Bears Like Techno

The Babylon Bee

Seth Dillon

Christianity, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.42.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2021

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Kyle and Ethan from The Babylon Bee talk about bears crashing a techno jam, spinach is now sending e-mails, and how to generate a Christian movie using the internet. There’s weird news, stuff that’s good, and glorious hate mail.

Introduction

Welcome to the newly revamped Bee Weekly. But first, A clarification on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez article.

Subscriber Dare

Weird News

A mob of left-wing radicals armed with hatchets and knives took over a Washington hotel on Sunday -- wait, the corporate media didn't tell you??-in-wa-on-sunday-the-media-told-you-all-about-it-right

Bear interrupts DJ’s online techno jam

Hitler’s toilet seat is going up for auction

This tech company returned to their office after lockdown to discover the building was now under the control of 20,000 bees!

Elon Musk's Brain Company Hopes To Make a Cyborg Monkey Play 'Mind Pong'

Texas accidentally issues Amber Alert for cursed doll Chucky

Scientists Have Taught Spinach To Send Emails

STUFF THAT’S GOOD

Ethan has stuff that’s good: Inferno City Firehouse

Topic of The Week

Can the internet make a better Christian movie than what is already out there? We generated a Christian movie using the internet.

Hate Mail

Lynn says that The Babylon Bee is the laughing stock of all the Republicans in her great area.

Subscriber Portion

Can the internet make a better Christian romance film?

Mailbag

Rush liked our interview with James White and is praying for Ethan.

Subscriber Headlines of the Week

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Transcript

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0:00.0

In a world of fake news, we bring you up to the minute factual inaccuracy and a heavy

0:07.9

dose of moral truth.

0:11.2

With your hosts, Kyle Mann and Ethan Nicole.

0:16.7

This is the Babylon B. Fake News, you can trust.

0:24.2

Hello everybody.

0:25.8

Thank you for tuning in to the Babylon B podcast this week.

0:28.8

I'm Kyle Mann.

0:30.4

I'm Ethan Nicole.

0:33.0

Usually we like this podcast to be a time of humor and frivolity and joviality, jovialness

0:40.5

and joviality as well.

0:42.9

And this week we cannot do that for you.

0:48.2

We have clerical clarifications to make.

0:50.9

We need to issue an apology and a clarification.

0:55.6

It's hard because you try to make a joke and communicate an idea, get a point across.

1:00.8

You're trying to make, you know, there's a layer above and a layer below and you're trying

1:04.0

to get that layer below to be seen through the layer above.

1:06.7

Sometimes it doesn't always work out.

1:08.6

There's a line.

1:09.6

Right.

1:10.6

And we're trying to approach the line without falling over.

1:12.6

And once in a while we fall on our faces.

1:15.5

Stumble over like a clown at a clown college practicing.

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