USA Soccer Is BACK - Barstool Rundown - March 31, 2022
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🗓️ 31 March 2022
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, bar store rundown listeners. You can find us every Monday through Thursday on Apple podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:06.6 | Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:15.2 | Welcome to the rundown March 31st. |
| 0:18.7 | Indeed. 30th? 31st. March 31st. |
| 0:22.0 | First, final four this weekend and new one. |
| 0:24.5 | It's payday, dude. I know you know the chast didn't even notice when I hit the bad guy. |
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| 1:20.5 | I realized recently that I when I hold stuff with my fingertips I look like a fucking weirdo. |
| 1:25.2 | Oh, I do. Yeah. And I've like caught myself in the mirror when I'm just drinking alone in my |
| 1:30.0 | bathroom. Just hold it with my fingertips and it just looks fucking weird. I need to grip it like a |
| 1:34.8 | cock. I mean you kind of have some more handswag. Yeah. It's too cold to go. We're finger heavy. |
| 1:39.7 | Yeah, we're finger heavy. Yeah. I do things like kind of like a fucking spider wood. |
| 1:44.8 | Yeah, it was just fucked. It's like a rat claw kind of. You know how rats just kind of the long |
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