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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

US Airdrops Meals to Gaza & CDC Drops COVID Isolation Guidelines | Awkwafina

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

News, Daily News, Comedy

4.214.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2024

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Ronny Chieng dives into the CDC’s decision to drop COVID isolation guidelines, how the U.S. dodged blockades they funded to aid Gaza, and the TSA’s plan to make airport security even more annoying with self-service checkpoints. Plus, Troy Iwata reports from the New York subway system, where National Guards are conducting bag checks for some reason? And Eagle Pass, Texas has become the epicenter of the national immigration debate, but who are the real "invaders" of this community? Michael Kosta talks to residents of Eagle Pass who have had it with the right-wing media, politicians, and fearmongering Trump supporters taking over their town and jacking up their hotel prices. Plus, actor and comedian Awkwafina stops by to talk with her friend Ronny Chieng about the projects they’ve worked on together, including her latest film “Kung Fu Panda 4,” what it was like working with Jack Black, and her family’s place in the culinary history of Queens. Ronny even gives Awkwafina the chance to interview HIM about his iconic role as “Fish” in “Kung Fu Panda 4.” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Stephen Colbert here to tell you about the Late Show pod show which is our

0:03.8

podcast for the late show with my producer Becca. Becca, how long have you been

0:08.1

producing this podcast? I've been producing this podcast for two years now and your

0:11.8

favorite thing about the extended moments

0:13.6

for sure right because sometimes I'll interview like a big star for 25 minutes

0:18.0

we can only put like 14 minutes on air where can people get that on the late show

0:22.2

pod show with Stephen Colbert wherever you get your podcasts.

0:25.0

And who produces that?

0:27.0

Uh, I help out.

0:29.0

It's a team effort.

0:31.0

You're listening to Comedy Central. From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Center. It's America's only source for news. This is the Daily Show with your host

0:47.7

Ronnie Snow! Oh, Welcome to the daily show

1:08.0

The Daily Show, I'm Ronnie Chang.

1:10.0

We got a great show for you tonight.

1:12.0

The TSA is going DIY.

1:13.7

The COVID vaccine meets its biggest fan,

1:16.0

and we sent Michael Costa down to the border,

1:17.9

and unfortunately, he came back.

1:20.3

Plus, my friend Aquafina is joining me on the show so let's get a

1:24.0

head on it.

1:29.0

Let's begin with the COVID pandemic. Yes, remember that? Next week will be four years since

1:35.5

the day we started to take it seriously because Tom Hanks got it. Oh no, not Tom, take

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