Uri Geller: Spoon Bender Extraordinaire
Crackpot
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🗓️ 27 July 2020
⏱️ 59 minutes
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the boys discuss Uri Geller, the international man of mystery, illusionist, conjurer, and psychic who has done amazing feats of magic like bending spoons and convincing people that he can bend spoons. Some of the people he convinced were the CIA, who have never been fooled at all by anything ever. He also sued Pokémon and bought an island where he claimed there was an Egyptian treasure, brought there by Scota, the mythological half-sister of Tutankhamen in Irish mythology, 3,500 years ago that he would find through dowsing! When someone finally got around to asking Geller how he bends spoons and finds ancient treasures there really could only be one answer ... can you guess what it was? You know the answer. Seriously, he told people it was aliens.
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