Upstream Blessings | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.6 • 976 Ratings
🗓️ 20 August 2023
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel in Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:07.0 | If you enjoyed today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:11.0 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:15.0 | Well God bless you, it's great to be with you today and I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week, |
| 0:21.0 | through our daily podcast, our YouTube channel, social media and you can come visit us in person. |
| 0:27.0 | We'd love to have you be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:31.0 | I'd like to start with something funny and I heard about this man. |
| 0:34.0 | He was quietly reading the newspaper when his wife snuck up behind him, |
| 0:39.0 | and hit him on the head with a frying pan. He said, what was that for? |
| 0:43.0 | She said, that was for that piece of paper I found in your pocket with the name Mary Lou on it. |
| 0:48.0 | He said, oh honey, that's just one of the horses that I bet on at the racetrack last week. |
| 0:54.0 | She apologized when about her business. |
| 0:56.0 | Two days later, she hit him on the head with a bigger frying pan. |
| 1:00.0 | After he woke up, he said, what in the world was that for? |
| 1:03.0 | She said, your horse just called. |
| 1:06.0 | All right y'all, there's no spiritual value, but anyway, here we go. |
| 1:11.0 | Ready? This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. |
| 1:15.0 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:17.0 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:19.0 | Today I will be taught the Word of God. |
| 1:22.0 | I boldly confess my mind is alert, my heart is receptive, I will never be the same. |
| 1:28.0 | In Jesus name, God bless you. |
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